Wednesday, November 13, 2019

M/M: Counting Kisses: Martial, Epig. 6.34

Counting Kisses: Martial’s Remix To His Boyfriend

Name: Martial

Date: c. 40 – 100 CE

Region: Bilbilis, Hispania [modern Spain]

Citation: Epigrams 6.34

Diadumenus, give me rapid-fire kisses. How many, you ask?

You order me to count the waves of the Ocean,

And the number of shells scattered on the Aegean beaches,

And the number of bees wandering over the Athenian hills,

And the number of voices and applause heard in an amphitheater whenever Caesar suddenly appears.

I don't want the amount that Lesbia gave to her Catullus, who made a similar request:

A number of kisses that can be counted is not enough!


Counting Kisses: Martial’s Remix To His Boyfriend

Basia da nobis, Diadumene, pressa. "Quot?" inquis.
Oceani fluctus me numerare iubes
et maris Aegaei sparsas per litora conchas
et quae Cecropio monte vagantur apes,
quaeque sonant pleno vocesque manusque theatro
cum populus subiti Caesaris ora videt.
Nolo quot arguto dedit exorata Catullo
Lesbia: pauca cupit qui numerare potest.


Martial [Marcus Valerius Martialis; 38 BCE – 102 CE, modern Spain] Originally from Bilbilis, Hispania, the poet Martial moved to Rome in the 60s CE to advance his career. His two extant works include de Spectaculis, a collection of poems written to commemorate the opening of the Colosseum, and a fifteen volume collection of epigrams. These poems provide valuable insight into the private lives of Romans from all of the city’s social classes.